This box came for my co-worker (with whom I share a cube) last week. I am expecting some software that was supposed to be shipped to her. So I opened the box just now.
Well, it’s not the software. I looked inside quickly and saw a rectangular box with a topless woman on it.
I assumed it was porn. I looked again. I was wrong. It is NOT porn.
It is a LATEX THONG. Says something about “giving pleasure on every movement”.
I taped the box back up and am now sitting in my cube shaking.
I will never be able to look at this woman the same way again.