Unicorns have been covered in the Web Wanderings before, but there can never EVER be to many unicorns. Especially since the tagline of this blog is “Unicorn Conspiracy Theories”, it’s really been far too long since we’ve featured unicorn-related content.
Freakin’ Magical Unicorn Gum (Flickr)- No explanation for this one, but I’m not so sure one is required. I do think that “freakin’ magical” is redundant when being used to describe anything unicorn-related.
The Unicorn Museum – Described as a “fully engaging, sensory experience for intellectually undiscerning guests”, the Unicorn Museum will bolster your belief by proving, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that unicorns are mentioned nine times in the Bible. Shun the non-believer!
Charlie the Unicorn Part 3 (YouTube)- Speaking of non-believers…hold onto your kidney, because Charlie is back in Part 3. This one features a rapping shrimp. If there’s a better use of the Internet, I’ve not found it yet.
F-You Penguin Tells Unicorns To Get Bent – They might have a point, but I had a really hard time posting a link to such blatant unicorn hate here. But I’m open minded and I believe in freedom of speech, at least when it comes to unicorns. It’s okay. The F-You Penguin guys will get theirs when the Magipocolypse comes to thunder down rainbows on their sorry asses.
Unicorn Chaser (ThinkGeek) – Ever see an image or post on the webbertubes that just offends you at a deep and disturbing level? With the Unicorn Chaser shot, you will be able to use Science to clear your brain and your soul…it’s just THAT EASY.
Clearly, the unicorns are starting to take over. We already know about some of the vast Unicorn Conspiracy…but there’s got to be more. What say you, Good Old Rockers? What unicorn conspiracies have you uncovered? What will the unicorns take over next?
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