The Bank

Mid-Year Review

Just got my review from my boss. This has nothing to do with money, so it’s not that important, but in case you care, here’s what he had to say:

Matt has continued to be a steady performer for the implementation team, delivering quality projects within projected timeframes. Matt is a team player and …

Yes, but is she …

This was the conversation today at lunch. Jeff and I were talking about using Google Calendar, and synchronizing it with our phones, etc. John was laughing at us for making our scheduling lives more complicated.

Fat Johnny: I have Lotus Notes at work. And at home, I have my wife.

Jeff: Do you have …

Working in the Real World

Matt – good job

Matt – you get a cookie

Andy – C is for cookie, and cookie is for me

Matt – don’t forget though…cookies are a “sometimes” food

Andy – Yes, sometimes I want chocolate chip, sometimes I want sugar, and sometimes I want the ones with the frosting in the middle