So I think I’m going to get rid of my Tivo.

Here’s the thought process:

Since I got my new TV, I upgraded my cable to support HD. I love HD. It looks so amazingly awesome.

Problem is, Tivo doesn’t record HD – unless you get the $999 HDTivo, which only works with DirectTV.

So for only $5/month more …

It seems like almost everyone on my friends list has posted the very same quote from last night’s episode of Scrubs.

It is indeed a beautiful sentiment.

“People are bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.”

That being said…I’m about ready for JD’s brother to leave. He is funny every …

ELAINE: I never knew you were so into breasts. I thought you were a leg man.

JERRY: A leg man? Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.