Saw this in ‘s LJ, but thought would enjoy it:

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don’t speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want — good or bad — BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Seriously, what the fuck is up with that guy? Half the shit in his journal is just crap he ganked from jwz. And I got news for you, Mister Tee Dee Jay – just because you have a three-letter LJ id, that doesn’t make you Jamie Zawinsky. Did *you* ever hard-code a shortcut to your homepage in Netscape …