In honor of

shanabanana

 ‘s birthday, I give you the Shana and Matt IM Greatest Hits:

Shana: she’s…not a person I’d recommend for a friend to date
Matt: who said anything about dating her?
Shana: who said I was talking about you?
Matt: who said you have any friends other than me?
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Shana: …

For all of you bitching that you “only” got ten dances at Y6A…that’s ten more than I got.

I didn’t dance AT ALL. Now, before you make with the snarky comments, despite popular opinion, I do like to dance sometimes. And I wanted to do it a couple times this weekend.

But it didn’t work out. I blame …

From a conversation I had with shanabanana::

“Anyone who drops my name most assuredly does NOT know me.”

Feel free to use it as much as you’d like. i think it’s the best thing I’ve ever said. Ever.