If you are local to Chicago, pick up a copy of today’s RedEye, and turn to page 4. There you will see an article debating the relative merits of “dipped” vs. “undipped” for the Chicago delicacy known as the Italian beef sandwich.

For the uninformed, a “dipped” beef sandwich is one in which, after …

I AM SO PISSED OFF I COULD SPIT.

My stupidmotherfuckinggoddamnpieceofshitfuckmeintheassmotherfucker Comcast DVR didn’t record Arrested Development last night.

Oh sure, it never misses an episode of Taradise, but this, the best show IN THE HISTORY OF TV INCLUDING THE TIME THAT SOME DUDE WALKED ONT …

I don’t want to get off on a rant here, and I certainly don’t want to be cliche, but there is a remarkable amount of hypocrisy in what the average modern female person wants from her male counterpart.

They hypocrisy is too easy. We’ll come back to that later. But the largest problem I have is that …