I don’t want to get off on a rant here, and I certainly don’t want to be cliche, but there is a remarkable amount of hypocrisy in what the average modern female person wants from her male counterpart.

They hypocrisy is too easy. We’ll come back to that later. But the largest problem I have is that …

Don’t get me wrong. I am so into Apple that it hurts, and I love the Mac, especially OS X.

But some of these fanboys suck down the Cupertino Kool-Aid so thoroughly that I get a contact Reality Distortion Field just by sharing TCP packets with them.

At the end of the day, it’s a fucking computer. …

Now this one really truly drives me up a fucking wall.

What’s the big deal with taking three and a half years to leave a dance? Especially at four in the morning? It’s not like you’re going off to Vietnam. Why do you have to say goodbye to everyone you know that is there? Especially when you’re …