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I miss somebody right now.

I don’t watch much TV these days.

I love olives.

I own lots of books.

I wear glasses or contact lenses.

I love to play video games.

I’ve tried marijuana.

I’ve watched porn movies.

I have been in a threesome.

I have been the psycho-ex in a past …

Five years ago: I was just moving into the apartment on Clark and Wellington with Susanna and Kristen.

Five months ago: I was out at the movies with Kim and Tom seeing Be Cool.

Five days ago: I was enjoying a blissful day of TV and laziness.

Five hours ago: I fell asleep napping while watching The …

1. Whose show are you most likely to appear on Jerry Springer or Oprah? And what would that episode be titled?

Years ago, my friend Chris and his girlfriend and I always wanted to “punk” Springer (this idea predates the term “punked”), and make up some hokey story about how she got pregnant and …