An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she’s a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. …

Bernie decides to become an aeronautical engineer.

He goes to the best schools, studies hard and finally graduates. Soon he gains a reputation as the finest aeronautical engineer in all the land and starts his own company.

His company is such a hit that the President of the United States calls …