_1. How did you end up working in whateverthehellyoudo that is (i think) related to computers, network admin, IT support, etc? What led you into that field, and do you wish you could be doing anything else career-wise at this point in your life?

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Interestingly enough, I just itemized this history …

1. Whose show are you most likely to appear on Jerry Springer or Oprah? And what would that episode be titled?

Years ago, my friend Chris and his girlfriend and I always wanted to “punk” Springer (this idea predates the term “punked”), and make up some hokey story about how she got pregnant and …