**Matt:**I played in that place in band camp

Dallas: Ah… nice.

Matt: they even recorded it on cassette tape

Dallas: wow! Cassette tape!

Matt: plus, there’s a bar called the clybourn, where my friend steve threw up

Matt: and r&r’s, where we used to drink fishbowls full of everclear

Dallas: these …

Dallas: Does this make me a bad person? Where “bad” == “worse than you thought of me previously”?

So tonight, at our Chanukkah party, I found out that my friend Michael proposed to his girlfriend on Friday. Which is super awesome, since both of them rule.

And then I just find out that Dallas finally proposed to his girlfriend. Well, I mean, he’s done that before, but always on the phone and …