Will Ohman is the new LaTroy Hawkins.

ETA – I’m happy for Tom Glavine. 300 wins is quite an accomplishment.

But I really wanted to see the Cubs shut him down tonight because of ESPN’s assumption that it was a given that tonight would be his 300th win.

ESPN.com had it posted already as of the fifth …

Bottom of the ninth, tie game, bases loaded, no outs…

…Matt Murton scores on a passed ball.

CUBS WIN!

And since the Mets very kindly beat the Brewers tonight…that’s the FIRST PLACE CHICAGO CUBS that won tonight.

Whoo.

HOO!

Perhaps I should stop going to Cubs games this year.

Their record is .200 when I am in attendance.