1. Had a movie screen in a film festival

2. Met Fred Schneider of the B-52’s.

3. Found out I was an uncle from a strange girl I’d just met.

4. Slept on Amanda’s couch

5. Visited Elsinore in Denmark

6. Seen Matt Stratton naked.

7. Slept with two different women in the same night.

8. Won almost $1,000 on two …

I am not sleeping with SwingKitten. Nor are we dating or engaged.

Additionally, I am not sleeping with Trapper. As for the rest of you, I have no comment at this time.

Saturday was a pretty awesome day. Amanda slept in late, because she’s a wussbag. But once she finally got up, we decided to go visit the Museum of the Moving Image in Queens. Man, that was cool. But then again, I like those moving pictures.

Also, we found out that Amanda is the only person in the …