Unicorns in the Real World

Matt Stratton | Feb 10, 2009 min read

Christina: I wonder where the unicorn kick started – it’s better than pirates vs ninjas 

Matt: wikipedia is no help 

Matt: although they do mention the 6 times that unicorns are mentioned in the bible 

Christina: As in “noah f*cked up” 

Matt: “God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of the unicorn.”–Numbers 23:22 

Matt: you know you are awesome when God is compared to YOU 

Christina: Seriously 

Christina: It’s like god, the jesus, then unicorns, then the holy spirit 

Matt: it’s the holy quadrangle 

Christina: I bet unicorns are in atlantis and are behind every major catastropy – just trying to get earth back and pretty again 

Christina: And they got bored and drunk and hooked up with the dolphins which is how we got narwhales