The Daily Arcecat

Matt Stratton | Apr 20, 2005 min read

Arcecat: mallowmars?

Mugsy: what about them?

Arcecat: what are mallowmars?

Mugsy: they’re these orange marshmallows they sell at halloween

Mugsy: they have a weird black filling…I think they’re disgusting, but some people love them

Mugsy: kind of like a liquidy Peep

Arcecat: oh my…..I’ve never ever heard of those

Mugsy: you should check them out

Mugsy: they defy the laws of physics almost

Arcecat: oh…so I should try one to improve my understanding of physics

Mugsy: pass the mint helps understanding of biology, actually

Arcecat: wow…there is so much I can learn then

Arcecat: …what is pass the mint…is it code word?

Mugsy: it’s a game

Mugsy: everyone sits in a circle

Mugsy: and you take one of those starlight mints

Mugsy: and pass it around behind your hands

Mugsy: whoever it ends up with

Mugsy: has to take off an article of clothing

Arcecat: really? why not just play strip poker?

Mugsy: some people think poker is a sin

Mugsy: the gambling and all

Arcecat: yeah…but taking your clothes off in front of everyone…well that’s just … giving everyone a better look, I guess

Mugsy: right. but it’s only one sin at a time

Arcecat: oh yes I see

Mugsy: I guess some people don’t like to multi-task their badness