Just found this in an old email…here are some of my favorites…

How many directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well…um…what do you think?

How many lighting techs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nothing happens on that @#$%ing side of the stage anyway!

How many playwrights does it …

After much discussion, I’ve updated the “Matt as film director South Park character” image.

Happy?

This is my South Park version of myself on set:

Create your own South Park character