wrote me a testimonial…

“Mugsy is a big pushover. You can get him to do just about anything if you whine long enough. This comes in handy more often than you think, gals. He’s also a bartender, so you can brag to your friends…and he’ll make you free drinks. Well, if he weren’t a bartender, he’d buy …

Here is the testimonial wrote for me:

“Matt is easy. If you want some action, you came to the right place. And if you stick around long enough, you’ll find out that he’s also hella funny and very good at flattery. I’m just sayin.” – Kate Nordland, East Coast Breast Representative.

This is a hypothetical question for you gals out there…

Let’s say there was a fella who dug you, and you dug him, but he smoked. Which, to you, is a deal-breaker/

Now, what woudl you think if the fella quit smoking?