You know how they say that men marry their mothers?

I was noticing today how Gaga Girl #1 looks like a younger, hotter version of my mom.

I mean, they don’t really look anything alike. Somewhat simliar hair and skin color. But some of the personality is the same.

I was hoping that this realization …

Had a really long talk yesterday with a friend of mine…about the whole concept of wanting the people you can’t have and stuff.

There are two women that I am interested in right now. Neither of which are within possibility. One due to geographical concerns (among others, but we’ll blame geography), …

So just because Megan Morrone and Leo Laporte are big TV stars on TechTV and shit, they think they can take over the world!

I say NAY! (copyright Mike Faltasek).

Take over the world for me! Just click on the little mappy thingy and you will claim part of the world in the name of Mugsy! Do it for …