Authorities in China are using computers to spam mobile phones of law-breakers until they turn themselves in.

So I’m sick.

I thought it was just a cold I caught last weekend, and then I thought it was “collateral damage” of my lungs clearing themselves out from not smoking for the last few days.

But today my whole body hurts, I’m coughing a ton, and it’s tough to breathe.

Stupidfey germs. I have so much …

Last night was really fun.

First, my family came into the city so we could take my mom out for her birthday. We went to Barnum and Bagels in Skokie – which creeped my sister out because of all the clowns, apparently. Then the fam came back to my house to provide me with care packages and a trash …