My friend Tessa just came up with a great new term:

bling ping

See, when I am trying to get someone’s attention on IM, I always say “bling”.

She dubbed that a “bling ping”.

It’s 5 AM. I just got home from a long-ass (but generally fun) night, but I’m feeling very sorry for myself now.

Nothing happened tonight that hasn’t happened before. I guess it’s just been a while, so I kind of forgot to expect it.

It must be nice to be attractive.

Went on a date last night with a girl from the online personal jackamoo thing.

It was one of the dullest dates I’ve been on in recent memory. Not saying she was a horrible person or whatever…but man, there was NO spark there. I might have been a little distracted, but still…just nothing. Nada. …