The City of Chicago is making my bank account sad today. I owe a bunch of parking tickets, so I decided to pay them online. So I go to the website, type in my license plate, and it says “Okay, deadbeat, you owe us this much money for your parking tickets. Click here to pay.”

I click there to pay. …

All you folks who said you had friends to set me up with…I have an extra ticket to Friday afternoon’s Cubs game.

If you know a cute girl who wants to go with…let me know ;)

Hell, a cute guy might be okay too.

Inspired by , I have enabled text messaging in my profile. Neat. However, unlike her, I don’t think text messages are “perverted”.