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Just got this spam today. It really cracked me up.

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I work at SexAffair.org, and I basically try to help these girls get laid by finding them guys who are just interested in having sex with them without having to …

What you might have …

Matt: I’m such a dork. Here we are at a club surrounded by hot chicks, and I just want to go home and read my new book.

Chris: The fact that you said that makes me proud to be your friend.