Why Swifty fuckin’ rules:

I can’t wait for girls to be asked, “Would you like to dance? I’ve been whacking off to your picture all month.”

OK, so based upon feedback from my last “regrets” survey…I’ve decided to do it again, but this time with anonymous commenting.

So anyone can see the results (I think), but you can reply anonymously. Plus, I turned off IP logging.

So the question is…who do you regret? Reply anonymously if you want. …

Yup. Still sick. It’s getting worse. I was going to go to work today but I almost passed out in the shower. Eep.

I’ve just been sleeping a lot and taking Tylenol and eating soup and drinking water and juice. This shit has to stop; I’m a contractor and do not have any so-called “sick days”. If I …