So I checked out eHarmony at the endorsement/suggestion of several friends.

Went through the extensive personality test, filled out the whole profile.

And this is what it came back with:

_At this time, we are not able to identify a match for you.

We require that any match we provide be highly …

So I figured out that the reason my Powerbook has been crashing is *not* because it was dropped, but rather, it has a bad memory module.

I purchased a 512 MB module back in October from Accord Memory.

Of course, their website no longer comes up. I bet they are out of business. I just tried emailing …

You don’t see animals just throwing fetuses around and having them magically mature

From the Filmtease review of the Alien vs. Predator trailer.