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“Nice job on the editing as the nine minutes and thirty seconds flew by.”

“A fine idea (although we’ve certainly seen it before) and excellent acting, particularly by Bill and Maggie…My main complaint is the length. This could be a much tighter five minute short.”

“Mediocre acting at times, too …

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Paramount Releases Highly Anticipated Service Pack for Star Trek

Hollywood, CA – Paramount announced that it had released the long awaited service pack for the original Star Trek series. Entitled Star Trek: SP1, the patch includes fixes for technical goofs and other errors, …

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**Weird Al Honors Parents’ Memory With

‘Tears In Heaven’ Parody**

FALLBROOK, CA—Zany, mourning entertainer “Weird Al” Yankovic has parodied Eric Clapton’s eulogy song “Tears In Heaven” in loving tribute to his parents, who recently died of carbon-monoxide …