ferretgirl: Put up any curtains yet?

mugsy: nope. I’ll put those up later this week

mugsy: I knew that’s why you don’t want to go out anymore…the damn curtains

mugsy: curse those bare windows!

ferretgirl: Darlin’, I haven’t dated anyone in about 5 years.

ferretgirl: Please don’t take my neuroses …

I don’t want to hear any more about swing dancers being snobby.

Seriously, this is for awesome