Happy birthday to Erika, who is one of the most awesome people ever.

And even though she just turned 24, she’s a lifetime member of the Teen Girl Squad. Because, as you know, she has a crush on EVERY BOY!

Anonymous comments to you all:

1. A wise man once said “redheads are nothin’ but trouble. T-R-U-B-I-L.”

2. You’re quite saucy, and if you’ve really found a dude who can handle that extra gravy, that’s pretty sweet. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you crazy kids.

3. I adore you in a mostly platonic …

Got this story from a friend of mine. It was just too hilarious to not share with all of you.

Just got the most amazing phone call from a friend who shall remain anonymous.

She placed an ad on Craigslist saying she was in town on business and had 3 hours free.

Within an hour, 19 men responded.

She …