So I got a new phone today, since my old one was pretty beat up.

I decided to get the LG PM-325, since it looked kind of cool, wasn’t that expensive, and was the only phone (besides the Treo) that had Bluetooth. I figured that a wireless handset would come in handy, but mostly I wanted to be able to …

…but a certain someone made this comment about someone else:

“Gee, and I just thought it was a pathetic and transparent ploy to get attention. You sure proved me wrong.”

My head about exploded with the irony.

Yesterday I discovered a new vodcast, Tiki Bar TV.

It’s pretty amusing – well, at the very minimum, they give a different tiki drink recipe each episode, and there’s usually at least one drunk hot chick in it.

But the funniest thing…there’s a character on it named “Johnny Johnny”, and I swear it’s ! …