You can’t make this stuff …
Brian: we should come up with one for you and Carrie
Matt: we could be MC
Matt: like as if we were rappers
Matt: that would be cool, because then we could “throw down” and “keep it real” and “hizzy the plozzy”
Brian: how about catty catty gummat bubblecarrie matty fork
Attention Old Sad …
The Old Sad Bastards club will be meeting this Wednesday, 9 PM, at Green Dolphin Street. Put on your dance shoes and meet us so that Carrie can practice open tuck-turns.
You’re outta here
George Steinbrenner Fires Tigers
“He’s the Boss—he owns the Yankees, and that gives him the right to fire whoever he wants,” shortstop Derek Jeter said. “The Yankees have a long tradition of winning, and the Detroit Tigers failed to respect that.”
This says everything about the Yankee mentality …