Dear Ronnie Cedeno,

In the future, when there are men on second and third, two outs, and Soriano is on deck, please do not swing at crappy 2-0 pitches.

Thank you,

Matt

Dear Ryan Theriot,

When there are two outs, and you are on second base with no other runners, if the ball is hit on the ground right …

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Originally uploaded by Matt Stratton.

This is just for the enjoyment ofdivajess

I wonder how that title got into Google?

If you need an explanation, check out the previous “Dawne”-related posts.

Man, what a night.

Went to Fizz with Chris and Lou. Met up with Mike and Dana there, and had a long conversation with Mike about religion, and Dana about the Cubs.

I am quite drunk.