So I have a couple possible professional opportunities in the hopper, and so I’m dusting off my old resume. It’s not the fanciest and most impressive document in the world (whereas my career thus far has been quite fancy and impressive, heh), and I think it’s time for an overhaul.

Problems are as …

Will Ohman is the new LaTroy Hawkins.

ETA – I’m happy for Tom Glavine. 300 wins is quite an accomplishment.

But I really wanted to see the Cubs shut him down tonight because of ESPN’s assumption that it was a given that tonight would be his 300th win.

ESPN.com had it posted already as of the fifth …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lunjb9BT0AE
This is just for Kevin and Tracy. And I guess Brian too. But seriously, I love this commercial.