Dunder and Dwightning

If you’re working 9 to 5
And can’t get out alive
Just meet me in the breakroom in 10
We’ll hang out, hiding from the boss
And pray our paths don’t cross
I’ll say it’s like we’re on the lam
You’ll say “Hello, Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.”

It’s a hilarious song, but it’s also …

In honor of

shanabanana

 ‘s birthday, I give you the Shana and Matt IM Greatest Hits:

Shana: she’s…not a person I’d recommend for a friend to date
Matt: who said anything about dating her?
Shana: who said I was talking about you?
Matt: who said you have any friends other than me?
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Shana: …