We’ve got about a bajillion inches of snow coming tonight…

…Opening Day is five weeks from today. Can you bewieve it?

I just got a resume from some dude who went to Millkin. He’s a couple years younger than we are though.

Because your stupid NASCAR event is delayed, I can’t watch the Simpsons. Lap 23 of 250 my ass.

* – I fully realize it’s possible that non-rednecks might like NASCAR. I don’t actually care.