Deady deadly sins…

Matt Stratton | Mar 6, 2003 min read

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WRATH

  1. Who did you last get angry with? A certain Chinaman. For being a dick in a poker game.

  2. What is your weapon of choice? A boom stick.

  3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? No. But I’d shake the shit out of her.

  4. How about of the same sex? The only time I did that was when I gave Punches a black eye when we were in 8th grade, because he knocked my Trapper Keeper out of my arms. It was right before graduation, and his mom called me and yelled at me for it.

  5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? I don’t remember. Was it you?

  6. What is your pet peeve? People who interrupt. Or who talk through movies. Or who use quotation marks for emphasis.

  7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I don’t let things go, in that I think about them forever. But I don’t hold it against people.

SLOTH

  1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Put my clothes in the hamper.

  2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? Sometime in the afternoon. I can’t sleep late.

  3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? Dancestore.com for stuff for the Black and Tan.

  4. What is the last lame excuse you made? “My camera is in the shop”

  5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…)? Nope. I hates them!

  6. When was the last time you got a good workout? Last time I went to the gym was probably almost a year ago. Eep!

  7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? Four.

GLUTTONY

  1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mochachinoo type things. But spelled properly, so as to not offend .

  2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? White meat for eating, dark meat for sammiches.

  3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? Probably either the time I did 14 shots of tequila and forgot what school I went to.

  4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope. I’m a career fatass.

  5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, although everyone says I’ve been losing weight. Hoorah.

  6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Sugar, baby. I likes it sweet.

  7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “LUNCH”? Only ferrets.

LUST

  1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Two. Seriously.

  2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? None.

  3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Where else are you supposed to look?

  4. Have you “done it”? With you? Not yet.

  5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Legs, baby. Legs.

  6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? No, but every time we got to Vegas, my friend Amrish gets hit up by hookers.

  7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? I’m a safety boy, so yes. Often.

GREED

  1. How many credit cards do you own? My debit card, and a low-limit card for Internet purchases.

  2. What’s your guilty pleasure store? Tweeter.

  3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? Put it all into GTF.

  4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Famous. But only for my movies.

  5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I’ve done it before.

  6. Have you ever stolen anything? I stole a Transformer from Venture when I was in fourth grade. Got caught too.

  7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Used to have about 30 GB…until my drive crashed. I cried like a woman.

PRIDE

  1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? Inventing: Music

  2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? Didn’t die yet.

  3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Make a movie with Parker Posey and/or Tom Waits.

  4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Who, me, competitive?

  5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? It’s the only way I will enter.

  6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Just video games.

  7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? Started the Yehoodi Yearbook Thread.

ENVY

  1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? My friend Sherman’s Virago.

  2. Who would you want to go on “trading spaces” with? Tracy. Or Sarah and Chris.

  3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Harvey Weinsteins fair-haired child.

  4. Have you ever been cheated on? I don’t think so.

  5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Yes, I’d like my gut to go away. Now.

  6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Pragmatic-ness.

  7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey? No, not really. Are you proud of yourself for doing it?

  8. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? Gluttony. I like to eat.