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TIME YOU START: 2:23 AM

FULL NAME: Matthew Todd Stratton (go ahead, stalk me. Gimme a reason to use this. I have no idea what “this” is, btw.)
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? My Hebrew name, Moishe, is named after my mother’s Uncle Max
SCHOOL: I’ll start bartending school in a couple days. But I went to college at Millikin University.
MASCOT: Big Blue (no, IBM was not our mascot)
NICKNAMES: Mugsy, Matty
BIRTHDAY: Dec 7, 1974

7.WHERE WERE YOU BORN?: St. Louis, MO

AGE: 27 (what, you can’t do the math?)
GRADE: I’m starting to think this is geared towards college students
GPA: Who remembers?
HEIGHT: 5’10”
SHOE SIZE: 10-ish
HAIR COLOR: Brown (but I want to dye it. What color?)
EYE COLOR: Brownish
SIBLINGS: Larissa (23), Noah (21), Becky (20), Debbie (16), Kaitlyn (16)
LAST CD YOU BOUGHT: Just bought a bunch of Tom Waits
LAST MOVIE YOU SAW IN THE THEATER: Amelie
LAST MOVIE YOU RENTED: Timecode
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Are we talking about school again?
DO YOU ACTUALLY LIKE MATH: Not a damn bit
LAST MOVIE YOU BOUGHT: The Man Who Wasn’t There
DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?: Not at present. I’m relishing my singlehood.
DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Actually, I sorta do.
IS HE OR SHE GOOD LOOKING? I think she’s pretty foxy.
FAVORITE ACTRESS: Parker Mother-Fuckin’ Posey
FAVORITE ACTOR: William H. Macy
FAVORITE TV SHOW: The Simpsons
FAVORITE SONG: Eggs and Sausage by Tom Waits
FAVORITE FOOD: A nicely aged NY strip, medium rare
FAVORITE COLOR: Black
COOLEST FRIEND: The Dude
NICEST FRIEND: Kim
HOTTEST FRIEND: Sarah
PRETTIEST FRIEND: Amy
FAV. FRIEND TO HANG WITH: Lately, it’s been Backstreet. We have a damn good time.
FAVORITE ONLINE FRIEND: The “other” Mugsy. Mostly for the name. And for our discussions about dating “don’ts”.
CUTEST FRIEND: Shana is very cute. We established that earlier.
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE FOR U TO TAKE A SHOWER? 15 minutes, unless I get distracted (not like THAT, buddy).
WHAT’S YOUR FAV. PLACE TO GO ON VACATION?:Las VEGAS!
FAV. CITY TO CHILL IN: NYC
GUYS WITH OR WITHOUT HATS?: Depends on the hat
FAV. Soda: Cherry Coke
WORST FEAR: Ladders
HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING?: I’ll let you know when I get a job again.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Making someone sincerely laugh.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: Rejection (in all forms)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF:

BILL CLINTON: Charismatic
OSAMA : I just can’t fathom.
LINDA TRIPP: I should know who this is, but dammit, it’s 2:30 AM
PREMARITAL SEX: Contemporary lifestyle
DRIVING DRUNK: NO way, no day. I was hit by a drunk driver several years ago.
DOING DRUGS: There’s a time and a place for these things, and it’s called college. As we’ve established, I’m not in college anymore. So my only drugs are alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, and Claritin.
MARILYN MANSON: I’m all for edgy, but I just don’t get this guy. It’s just loud.
GUY BANDS: You mean like Poison?
DEATH: The great unknown.
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: I guess it could happen. I’m had plenty of lust at first sight, that’s for sure.
A CERTAIN PERSON OUT THERE FOR YOU: I think there are many out there. Hopefully at least a couple live in Chicago and like movies.
JERRY SPRINGER: Sign of the times.
RAPE: Would anyone actually answer this as “Wow, that’s some good shit?”
SUICIDE: Selfish, but I can understand.
ASSISTED SUICIDE: If someone is suffering, who am I to tell them they must live? See answer to question #65.
SOUTH PARK: Used to be really good…hits everyone now and again still.
CHARITY: Tzedakah.
GIRLS WITH LOTS Of MAKEUP?: Only if they’re strippers.
GOD: Hashem.

WHEN YOU SEE THIS NAME YOU THINK OF…

Ryan: The Dude
Bob: Mr. Show with Bob and David!
Zach: Saved by the Bell
Collin: Tom (as in Tom Collins)
Drew: The Drew
Kelly: This girl who I grew up next door to…she grew up to be a punk girl and spelled her name “Keli”.
Stephanie: Some chick I went out with a few times who lives next door to my friend Joann.
Brian: Boyband!
Jessica: Hahn
Jason: My friend Jay who I’ve known for over 15 years.
Megan: This name means nothing to myself.
Carol: My ex’s sister.
Heather: Damn, I know a lot of Heathers. I dated one for a year or two. Plus, it’s a kickass movie.
Aaron: This guy Aaron Duncan from high school. Great actor/singer, and totally awesome athlete.
Amy: My totally hot friend in Atlanta.
Lisa: Lisa Simpson!
Will: Smith
Lauren: Bacall
kala: Huh?
Cody: Kathie Lee’s son
Alyssa: Chasing Amy
Victoria: Victor/Victoria
April: My little sister’s best friend growing up.
Courtney: Cox
Melissa: Email virus.
Laura: A girl I went to school with all the way to high school…used to have a mad crush on her. She teaches English in Japan now.
Amanda: Deckard
Alex: P. Keaton
Matt: Hmm…I dunno…
Rocky: Flying squirrel
Preston: Huh?
Jacob: J-Rock!

WHICH IS BETTER?

COKE OR PEPSI: Coke
LAKE OR OCEAN: I have no opinion
TV OR RADIO: Tv I guess
GOING TO THE MOVIES OR RENTING A MOVIE: Totally depends on the flick.
BSB OR N’SYNC: NKOTB
1 PILLOW OR 2: TWo
HOT OR COLD: I’m always too hot.
NICE OR MEAN: I’m damn nice. But also damn catty.
JOCK OR BRAIN: Brain jockey

113.DROP DEAD GORGEUS OR JUST GOOD LOOKING: I’m middle of the road.

HUG OR KISS: I like kisses. Because I don’t like almonds in my chocolate.
SEX OR CHOCOLATE: Sex.
HOCKEY OR FOOTBALL: Neither.
ABERCROMBIE OR AMERICAN EAGLE: Huh?
ADIDAS OR NIKE: Kenneth Cole
FREDDIE OR RYAN: Your mother.
JEN OR JOEY: Jen (I don’t know why)
RED OR BLUE: Blue. Because I love Sarah.
EMINEM OR WILL SMITH: Vanilla Ice
CARNIVAL OR AMUSEMENT PARK: I like carnies.
MACS OR IBM’S: Mac’s. Or PC’s. Depends on what I’m doin’.
BRITNEY OR CRISTINA: I’ll take either one, if you’re servin’ ’em up greased and nekkid.
WINTER FRESH OR DOUBLE MINT: Peppermint.

HAVE YOU EVER….

BEEN ON A PLANE: Yes
WHERE DID YOU GO? Is this part of Homeland Security?
GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Yes. Naked Marco Polo!
CHEATED ON A TEST: Yes. I’m cheating on this one.
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: Yes. It’s what I do.
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH?: Nope. Too paranoid about drowning.
FELL ASLEEP WHILE EATING: Never been that tired.
GONE TO CHURCH: Yes, but mostly for weddings. Unless you count shul as a church. Then yeah, all the time.
READ THE BIBLE: Well, almost every Shabbat I read some, if by “read” you mean “listen to it in Hebrew.” And back when I was younger and impressionable by my stepmom, I read the New Testament.
CLIMBED A TREE: My grandma’s apple tree.
WATCHED DAWSON’S CREEK: Nope.
GONE WATER SKIING: Sorta.
GONE SNOWBOARDING: Not yet.
GONE SKATEBOARDING: Back in junior high.
FELL ASLEEP DURING A SCARY MOVIE: Hmm…don’t remember. Probably.
GONE ALL NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP?: Many times.
BEEN TO CAMP: Hell, I *worked* at one.
HAVE A CAMP: Huh?
PLAYED SOCCER: When I was little.
BEEN TO A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL GAME: Dude, I require my apartment to be walking distance to Wrigley. What do YOU think?
SAW A PRO BASKETBALL GAME: Nope.
BEEN TO A NFL GAME: Nope.
BEEN TO A NHL GAME: Saw the Blackhawks play once.
SAT IN A RESTAURANT WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING: Not by myself.
EATEN SUSHI: This week?
EATEN FISH: I love salmon!
WATCHED DIRTY DANCING: NOBODY puts Baby in a corner!
AND DANCED ALONG: I’ll never tell…
WANTED TO DIE: Once or twice. For various reasons. Usually involving tequila.
MET A CELEBRITY: Someone I went to college with is a quasi-famous actor now…
MET THE PRESIDENT: Saw him speak (Clinton) at a local high school years ago.
DRIVEN A CAR: I’m a child of the suburbs. Of course.
NOT WASHED YOUR HAIR FOR A WEEK: I can’t go a DAY without it looking like ass.
GOT STICHES: Nope. I cut my finger really bad camping once, but by the time I got to the ER, it was too late for stitches.
BROKEN SOMETHING: My wrist when I was in 8th grade.
BOUGHT ICE CREAM FROM AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: Indeed.
DRIVEN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK: I haven’t hit that career low yet, thankyouverymuch.
THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE: Who hasn’t?
TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE: Didn’t try very HARD…
USED YOUR PARENTS CREDIT CARD: Are you kidding? You must now know my parents…
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SCARED OF GETTING SHOT: Yup. There was a big gang war in the town where I went to college.
GOTTEN A CAVITY: Indeed.
GOT SHOT: Not yet.
SAW SOMEONE DIE: No, thankfully.
CRIED SO LONG AND HARD YOU COULDN’T STOP SHAKING: Nope.
GOT IN A FIST FIGHT: Yes, but it was a nerd fight.
PUNCHED SOMEONE FOR NO REASON: Well, I had a reason, but it wasn’t a very good one…
THOUGHT YOU WERE IN LOVE: Yes.
WATCHED MTV AT 4 IN THE MORNING: Yes.
USED A PORTA-POTTY: Who writes these things?
STAYED ONLINE TILL 4 IN THE MORNING: Almost there now…
USED SOMEONE FOR SEX: Indeed. Wow, that sounds bad. It’s okay if it’s mutual using, right?
MADE PRANK PHONE CALLS: OFten. Well, not anymore…
CALLED SOMEONE YOU LIKED, BUT HUNG UP: In junior high.
HATED SOMEONE FOR NO REASON: I always have a good reason for my hate. Actually, it’s more like irritation.
CAUGHT A FISH: Indeed.
SNUCK OUT OF YOUR HOUSE: Again, I refer you to my psycho parents.
STREAKED: Nope.
BEEN HURT BY A GUY/GIRL YOU LIKED: Constantly.
GONE TO ANOTHER COUNTRY: England and Denmark
WET THE BED: Not since mastering bladder control last week.
MOVED: Oh geez.
HAD YOUR HOUSE TP: No
BROKEN THE LAW: Yes
KILLED SOMEONE: No
KILLED SOMEONE IN YOUR THOUGHTS: no
SMOKED IN SCHOOL: Not in high school
SKIPPED SCHOOL: Yes
BEEN SCARED ENOUGH TO PISS IN YOUR PANTS: No
BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK BY A “FRIEND”: Several times.
STABBED SOMEONE IN THE BACK: Not intentionally
WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO SHOP WITH: Tracy and Backstreet
WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?: Amy
WHO IS YOUR FAV. PERSON TO TALK TO ABOUT LIFE: Tracy
WHO DO YOU HATE? Anti-Semites. Actually, I don’t hate. But they make me very angry.
WHO MAKES YOU ANGRY?: People who really, truly hate. Hate enough to hurt.
IF YOU COULD KISS ANYONE YOU’VE WANTED TO KISS FOREVER WHO WOULD IT BE?: I think kissing ANYONE forever would get boring pretty fast.
GIRLS- STUFFED? I’m not a girl. I prefer them real though.
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO MEET: Chris Moore.
WHO DO YOU MISS? Chris Heffernan.
WHO HAVE YOU LIKED FOREVER? Huh?
WHO HOLDS YOUR HEART: My son.
WHO IS THE NICEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Didn’t we cover this already?
who IS THE MEANEST PERSON YOU KNOW? Sherman :)
who IS THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GUY or GIRL YOU KNOW?: Helena :)
WHO DO YOU WANT TO MARRY? I have no idea.
HOW OLD DO U WANT TO BE? I’m pretty happy now. But I’ll probably be just as happy in a few years too. At least with my age.
TIME YOU FINISH: 2:59 AM