Even better than the one from CarrotFucking.com…I just got this pornspam today:
_Hey, wuzzup?! remember me? I’m Crystal. I’m 23 and I work in the lawn care area of Lowe’s.I really wantna to meet you and I thought this would be the best way to let you no I really wanna get together withyou so I sent you these pictures (i stole my cheerleading unifrom from when I was in highschool and i kept it!). I have more pic my profile at Guaranteed Date but I couldn’t send them because they are pretty raunchy andI didn’t want yu to get in trouble if you see them at work :)) Anyways, you can look at the pictures of me and if you want we can get together when I’m not at work. My son has daycare all day and his father takes him on theweekends and some nights so I have the trailer all to myself whenever we need it. Plus I have my own truck so I can drive to you or whatever.
XOXOXOXO CandyCrystal***
That’s the best thing ever.
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