Silly anonymous comments meme thingerdoodle

Matt Stratton | Dec 13, 2005 min read

Anonymous comments to you all:

  1. A wise man once said “redheads are nothin’ but trouble. T-R-U-B-I-L.”

  2. You’re quite saucy, and if you’ve really found a dude who can handle that extra gravy, that’s pretty sweet. I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you crazy kids.

  3. I adore you in a mostly platonic way. You’re like that cousin who you really love, but is kind of hot, but you just keep forcing yourself to remember that it would be SO VERY WRONG.

  4. I’m glad we finally got to meet this summer. You’re totally cute and a sweet girl. Good luck with your latest tribulations.

  5. I’m so proud that my “little sister” is totally all grown up now.

  6. I’m so proud that my little sister is totally all grown up now.

  7. One day I’m gonna tell your kid stories about your drunk ass trashing my bathroom.

  8. You’re seriously the funniest guy I know. Strangely enough, you’re also the coolest. And the dorkiest. I don’t know how that math works. Math is hard!

  9. My life is better, and worse, for knowing you. Mostly better. Yeah, pretty much better. Okay, forget the “worse” part.

  10. You’re a totally hot geeky chick, and we all know you control teh intarwebs, so stop frontin’.

  11. We *will* be neighbors one day. For serious.

  12. I’m glad we were able to reconnect this year. And especially glad you’ve found your groove.

  13. I miss you. And that tubby bitch, too.

  14. You’re probably my favorite new person that I met in 2005.

  15. Can you believe we’ve been making snarky comments to each other for FIVE YEARS now? The mind boggles.

  16. We have had some really great adventures together – in Chicago, in New York, and in various other cities of ill repute. I treasure them all. You’re really quite an interesting piece of work, and I’m glad to call you my friend. Plus, your wife is hot.

  17. I still haven’t figured you out, but that’s why you’re so awesome.

  18. Are you a boy or a girl?

  19. I’m really glad we’ve become friends. You’re generous and true, as well as talented and other things. I’d say more, but you’d probably think I was coming on to you.

  20. I keep forgetting that I’ve seen you topless. Like, twice. Secrets are fun.