Option E: Other

Matt Stratton | Sep 5, 2003 min read

“I’m not Scorsese…but I’ll put you in pictures”

ME

I am a: man

Looking for a: woman

Interested In: Dating, Serious Relationship

Age: 28

Location: Chicago, Illinois

Country: United States

Area Code: 773

Occupation: Independent Filmmaker

Education: College

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Religion: Judaism

Star Sign: Sagittarius

Relationship Status: Single

MY GOODS

Height: 5′ 10″

Weight: 200 lbs

Hair: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

MY HABITS

Cigarettes Often

Booze: Sometimes

Drugs: Never

Self-love:

Self-deprecation: Often

YOU

Age Between: 23-34

Within: 10 miles

Education: no preference

Religion: no preference

Ethnicity: Caucasian, Hispanic

Star Sign: no preference

Have Children: no preference

Want Children: no preference

YOUR GOODS

Height: 5′ 1″ – 5′ 9″

Weight: no preference

Hair: no preference

Eye Color: no preference

YOUR HABITS

Cigarettes: Always OK

Booze: Sometimes OK

Drugs: Never OK

Self-love Always OK

Self-deprecation: Always OK

TIP OF MY ICEBERG

Last great book I read

The DaVinci Code. And just before that, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. Although I did just finish re-reading Fight Club on the L today.

Most humbling moment

Not receiving the Democratic Presidential nomination

Celebrity I resemble most

*Not* Carrot Top

Best (or worst) lie I’ve ever told

‘Of *course* I have a permit to film here!’

If I could be anywhere at the moment

Sitting in the park, looking out over Lake Michigan, surrounded by small containers of pudding.

Song or album that puts me in the mood

Liz Phair, every time.

The five items I can’t live without

Sushi

Movies

Backrubs

Oxygen

Pickles

Fill in the blanks

A nice ass is sexy;

a smart ass is sexier

In my bedroom, you’ll find

A lot of movie equipment (wait, not for the reasons you think!)

WHY YOU SHOULD GET TO KNOW ME

I’m damn funny. Plus, everyone says I’m a good listener. It’s well-documented…ask anyone! Seriously. Ask the next person you see on the street if I’m a good listener.

But besides that…I’m considerate, but I’m no pushover. I’ve got eclectic interests that range from wine to swing dancing to bowling to films. Plus, I cook and clean up after myself with great aplomb. And I use words like ‘aplomb’. Even when I’m not sure what they mean.

MORE ABOUT WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR

Someone funny and independent. A women that makes me laugh and makes me excited. I’m comfortable with who I am, and I want a girl who’s comfortable with me too.

I don’t think I can make a laundry list of requirements for who I want to meet – be interesting and different, and I bet I’ll like you.