Don’t get me wrong. I am so into Apple that it hurts, and I love the Mac, especially OS X.
But some of these fanboys suck down the Cupertino Kool-Aid so thoroughly that I get a contact Reality Distortion Field just by sharing TCP packets with them.
At the end of the day, it’s a fucking computer. It’s not a way of life. It’s not a religion. And unless you’re trying to fuck SwingKitten, using a Mac isn’t going to help your sex life. And even then, you’d better be a thin hipster guy with glasses, or even a prototype G5 Powerbook won’t get you to second base.
About the only good thing about the Mac is that it doesn’t run Windows. Plus, it’s pretty. Plus, it’s the best thing ever on the entire planet. Plus, Steve Jobs sweats much less profusely than Steve Ballmer.