So someone who will remain nameless (let’s just call her “Poultry Chick”) posted this on a message board:
_So, He called me from Seattle to say, “Happy Valentine’s Day”, and that he was thinking about me today!!!!!! *swoon* hehehe…
And this is a man who has never even had a real date with me. He never trips up or misses a beat…. What a romantic God!
For serious? Believe it or not, it wasn’t on LJ!
Of course, this is the same woman who attributes the quote “Martinies [sic] are like a woman’s breasts…. One is never enough, and Three are too many” to herself.