I’m on the bandwagon

Matt Stratton | Aug 25, 2002 min read

Because Doug is right, and I’m an ego-centric bastard…

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                      User Number: <span style="font-weight:normal;">88616</span><br /> Date Created:<span style="font-weight:normal;">4/1/2001</span><br /> Number of Posts: <span style="font-weight:normal;">208</span>
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                    <span style="color:black;font-style:italic;font-size:12px;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular;text-align:left!important;">Mugsy Malone is one wild and crazy guy. That doesn&#8217;t mean he&#8217;s Czech. It means that Steve Martin once sent him a crytic message via carrier pigeon. Don&#8217;t believe it? You&#8217;re welcome to take your non-belief, fold it until it&#8217;s all corners, and shove it.</span>
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                    <span style="color:black;font-weight:bold;font-size:12px;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular;text-align:left!important;">Special Skills: <span style="font-weight:normal;">Bionic fashion sense.</span></span>
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                    <span style="color:black;font-weight:bold;font-size:12px;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular;text-align:left!important;">Weapons: <span style="font-weight:normal;">The Cloak of Insincere Compliments.</span></span>
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                    <span style="color:black;font-weight:bold;font-size:12px;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Geneva, Swiss, SunSans-Regular;text-align:left!important;">Enemies: <span style="font-weight:normal;">Shanabanana and her Rack of Doom</span></span>
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