I swear, this is not from the onion…

Matt Stratton | Apr 22, 2003 min read

PETA Urges Hamburg, N.Y., to Change Name

HAMBURG, N.Y. – A national animal rights group has offered Hamburg

officials $15,000 to change the town’s name to Veggieburg.

“The town’s name conjures up visions of unhealthy patties of ground-up

dead cows,” said Joe Haptas, spokesman of People for the Ethical

Treatment of Animals, or PETA, in a letter faxed Monday to Hamburg

Supervisor Patrick Hoak.

PETA offered to supply area schools with $15,000 worth of non-meat

patties for the name change.

“Our offer is serious as a heart attack,” Haptas said.

Hoak immediately declined.

“With all due respect, I think it’s a delicacy in our community,” he

said about hamburgers. “We’re proud of our name and proud of our

heritage.”

The Buffalo suburb, named Hamburg since 1812, claims to be the birth

place of the American culinary staple. Hamburg commemorates the birth of

hamburgers at the annual Burgerfest.

In 1996, PETA proposed that the Hudson Valley town of Fishkill change

its centuries-old name to Fishsave, since the group believed the name

conjured up violent imagery of dead fish.

The town was named by Dutch settlers in the early 1600s. “Kill” is the

Dutch word for “stream.”