I knew it, Kate…

Matt Stratton | Jun 14, 2004 min read 
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          <b><font color="#000000"> is secretly married to a horse!</font></b>
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          <b><font color="#000000"> once kept locked up in their basement for eight months.</font></b>
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          <b><font color="#000000"> has embezzled over $9,000,000 from work, and spent it all on their paramour, !</font></b>
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          <b><font color="#000000"> and run a bordello in Soho. and are blackmailing them.</font></b>
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          <b><font color="#000000"> has no TV licence!</font></b>
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          <b><font color="#000000"> has secret fantasies about George W. Bush&#8230;</font></b>
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