This completely reminded me of old IM’s between Trapper and and myself:
https://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/006712.html
Geek #1: Let’s just eat at Applebee’s.
Geek #2: Dude, that’s like the most expensive Applebee’s in the universe.
Geek #1: Not “like”. Literally, it is the most expensive Applebee’s in the universe.
Geek #2: Ah, not so. In a constantly expanding universe, the probability approaches 100% that somethere out there exists a more expensive Applebee’s.
Geek #1: …Let’s just eat at KFC.
–Times Square