Friends meme a deme

Matt Stratton | Dec 27, 2005 min read

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  1. What song/movie would you recommend to ? Prêt-à-Porter
  2. Would and make a good couple? A couple of what? I’m going to ignore the irony of this question.
  3. Is introverted or extroverted? She’s an extroverted introvert.
  4. Could you see and together? I think it’d be more likely to match up Tom Selleck and Mia Hamm
  5. Would be a better ninja or pirate? Dude, she’s a fashion NINJA, yo. One time, I totally saw her flip out and cut off this chick’s head because she was wearing Uggs.
  6. Would go out with ? I don’t see it happening. For one thing, there’s the “married to T-Bone” thing…
  7. Have you ever dated ? We have never even MET, yo.
  8. Does have a big secret? She does. The secret is that she’s obsessed with Carrot Top. There. I said it.
  9. What is ‘s shoe size? 6 1/2
  10. If and were spliced together, what would be its name? Sexybot 2000 Megatoid
  11. What color should dye their hair? Honestly, it’s the perfect color for her. But I think a nice pink streak would be hot. Mostly because it’s not MY hair.
  12. Is single? One singular sensation, every little step she takes (seriously, though, she’s not, right? I mean, there’s “the boy”…)
  13. If had a superpower, what would it be? Mind bullets of sultry dorkitude
  14. ‘s eye color? Green? Ish?
  15. Does have a crush on ? Honestly, I don’t think they’ve ever met. He totally should though. She is the hotness.
  16. If were hanging off a cliff, what would do? Amanda would use yoga powers to fold herself into a belaying line and rescue her, or something.
  17. What word best describes ? Boutre
  18. How long have you known ? Christ. Um…I’d say about 6-7 years? Sound good?
  19. What mental disorder does remind you of? Pre-defined firewire ravioli
  20. Has dyed their hair? I’m sure she has.
  21. When did you last call ? I don’t think I’ve ever called her. Audra and I have evolved beyond phones. We communicate telepathically via instant messenger.
  22. Where would most like to visit? A bagel factory
  23. Have you flirted with ? Online, all the time. In person, I think she’d be scared of my sultriness.
  24. Are and going steady? Not even a little bit.
  25. What languages does speak? I’m sure he’s fluent in Arrogant Dancer (I kid, I kid)
  26. Where was born? At your mom’s house
  27. What would give for his/her birthday? Hm. I bet it’d be a Homestar Runner t-shirt
  28. Would and look good together? They always do! (note to readers – they are married)
  29. If and were siamese twins, where would they be joined? Left ear to right kneecap
  30. If took over the world, who would suffer? Impotent men