Confidential to Mr. Parks

Matt Stratton | Nov 30, 2005 min read

Today’s Chicagoist includes an interview with Michelle “Toots” L’Amour, of Lavender Cabaret:

ML: I’m “the ass that goes pow!” (laughs) Have you seen the move?

C: I’ve seen a couple of the shows but I don’t know if I’ve seen that move.

ML: I could pull it out right here but I won’t. You could just tell people that I did.

C: I have journalistic ethics, I don’t think I can lie.

FV: I thought that WAS journalistic ethics.

I saw Lavender Cabaret perform at my friend Lou’s birthday party a couple years ago. They were awesome. And hot. Awesomely hot.

Edited to fix mis-spelling of “lavender” as pointed out by Teh Intarwebs Police Fuzzy.

Edited to fix mis-spelling of “cabaret” as pointed out by Teh Intarwebs Secret Service Trollop.