I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I’m so hardcore. Me and Buzz went to the mall today, and I stole a whole heap of stuff. I got a Good Charlotte CD, a couple of DVDs and some new boots. Buzz got caught, but he fought his way out, and then we stole some lady’s car and smashed it into a phone booth.
Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda’s friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I’d post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here’s ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to my dad for giving me my own computer and digital camera. Here’s a photo of my room. The weather in Ontario is cold. I have nothing more to say.
You should all do this quiz! It’s amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you’re a moron.
For serious, I’ll update with Atlanta/Boston/NYC trip details/recaps later.
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.
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