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Matt Stratton | Jun 20, 2003 min read

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last cigarette: this morning as I pulled into the parking lot at work.

last car ride: see above :).

last kiss: Wednesday night with K____.

last good cry: I actually get kind of teary listening to This American Life sometimes.

last library book checked out: Hmm…I can’t remember the last time I went to the library.

last movie seen: on DVD:The Animatrix

in the theater: Bruce Almighty (how embarassing)

last book read:The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay

last cuss word uttered: I’m sure I’ve recently said “What the fuck?” this morning.

last beverage drank: Minute Maid lemonade

last food consumed: Bowl of raisn bran for breakfast

last crush: Ferret Girl

last phone call: Talking to my mom about how my sister is going to get into the city today.

last tv show watched: Family Guy – “Brian: Portrait of a Dog”

last time showered: This morning.

last shoes worn: My black Sketchers

last cd played: This American Life – “24 Hours at the Golden Apple”.

last item bought: Cigarettes and fuel injector cleaner

last downloaded: Patchfix for our forum software.

last annoyance:

last disappointment: Friday night’s “date” with Ferret Girl

last soda drank: Sprite

last thing written: Posts on Yehoodi about dance-turbation

last key used: The any key

last words spoken: “Hey Kevin…do you know where there is more paper for the printer?”

last sleep: Actually slept in my room last night, as opposed to the living room.

last im: Jayno

last sexual fantasy: Like Jodie’s rockstar crush, it’s too embarassing to list.

last weird encounter: Probably the Homestar-esque guy Lippy and I ran into in front of the Note.

last time wanting to die: 8 years ago.

last time in love: I’m not quite sure. What is love? Don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no no…

last time hugged: Friday night with Ferret Girl

last time scolded: Nobody scolds me! I am the most powerful food critic in Springfield!

last time resentful: I think I was kind of resentful of Dallas getting to direct Inventing: Stephen

last chair sat in: My suck-ass office chair

last underwear worn: Blue boxer-briefs from Structure

last shirt worn: Cool-ass burgandy buttondown (not THE burgandy shirt though)

last time dancing: I think I was at Fizz about four weeks ago

last show attended: George Gee at Jack’s Joint.

last webpage visited: Slashdot.