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1. If you could date any movie star, who would it be and why?
Parker Posey. For one thing, she’s pretty attractive. But actually, it’s more that I really really dig on her work. Of course, I know nothing about her personally, so outside of acting, she might be super dull. Plus she already has a boyfriend or husband or something.
2. What, in your opinion, is the best thing, bar-none, that has ever been on television?
“Greg the Bunny”. Sheer brilliance. Although, it wasn’t on for very long. So if it hadn’t been cancelled, perhaps it would have started to suck. But for serious, it had everything that would make me happy – an alcoholic monkey, Seth Green, Eugene Levy, and Sarah Silverman. Good times, great oldies.
3. If you had to choose between a successful and sustaining lifelong career or a fulfilling and happy personal life which would you choose?
Now, see, that’s tricky. Because to me, they’re the same. Or rather, a successful career is defined as one that makes me fulfilled and happy. But I doubt that is your intent with the question. But I still pick the first – assuming that the successful career is the one that I want, that is, a self-sustaining filmmaker. If it was to be a successful career as a stockbroker or something, then no.
4. What is the worst thing you have ever eaten?
Borscht.
5. What’s your favorite word?
“Recalcitrant”.
As asked by :
1. where is your favorite place to be in the whole wide world?
For serious, I think it’s in my own house, being comfortable, and being creative. I like going to cool places for vacations and stuff (Vegas, etc), but I am at my happiest when I’m sitting around and creating. It’s not a place I get to go a lot, but when I am there, it makes me a happy dude.
2. so say you could have a four-course meal (appetizer, salad course, main course, dessert) comprised of any foods you wanted. what would you eat? and what would you want to drink with it?
Appetizer: those deep-fried asparagus and beef thingies they have at Tombo.
Salad: A nice crisp lettuce with lots and LOTS OF cucumbers, and a good 1,000 Island dressing.
Main Course: A juicy steak, on the pink side of medium rare, with the perfect marinade and/or infusion. Garlic mashed potatoes and steamed broccoli on the side.
Dessert: Strawberry rhubarb pie with vanilla ice cream where you can see the pieces of vanilla bean IN the ice cream
Beverage: Lots and lots of Sprecher’s root beer.
(Funny thing…I just realized that that’s basically what Carrie made me for dinner for my birthday.)
3. what’s the most valuable piece of grooming/style information you’ve learned from the fab 5?
Spray, delay, then walk away. (I already knew to shave with the grain of the beard.)
4. if you could be an adult swim character, who would you be?
Meatwad. Because he makes the money, see? Meatwad, he gets the honeys, see.
5. what color is your funk machine?
What a great question. My funk machine is kind of purple, with subtle stripes of metallic green. And it has fuzzy dice.